"Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God." -

The two chief teachings of the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent

The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent was a church founded by William Niles Rumfoord after the failed Martian Invasion of Earth. It was a global religion with almost all peoples on Earth participating in it. Rumfoord was the head of the religion, though he only appeared for one day for 59 minutes. Malachi Constant was made to be the person that no one wanted to be. And their mystical figure was a space traveler that would one day land on Earth. Rumfoord had gained a following with his ability to predict the future and tell of the past. When the Space Traveler came, Rumfoord revealed that the traveler was in fact Malachi Constant and banished him to the moon of Titan. It is unknown what happened to Rumfoord after his disappearance from the galaxy.